Daniel's Chastity Belt
Its so Good I want to Dip My Balls in it

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
I want to live in the UK.
wat
feckin' English bastards

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly)


adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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